Monday, January 15, 2007

The Bat Mitzvah






The rabbi dragged me to Cleveland to help with the Bat Mitzvah of Sarah Russo. Sarah was one of the original Tot Shabbaters. She came to Tot Shabbat religiously--well, I guess that is what you are supposed to do. Get it? Eh, didn't thinks so. That was one of the rabbi's jokes. I shouldn't have tried to steal it from him.


Anyway, Sarah new my theme song. Hashem is Here! Well, she and I bonded right away. First of all, I complimented her on her amazing oil painting! She is awesome. I am hoping one day she will paint my portrait. She complimented me on my monsterness and asked the rabbi if she could queeze me while she read the Torah. Sure enough, just like the pillsbury doughboy she squeezed me as her beautiful voice chanted the portion. Then I was up tehre for the d'var and boy was she good.


Her sister Julia was also fun to hang out with because she likes Kelly Clarkson as well. She couldn't believe that in Gehenna they play Kelly all the time.


Gary and Faith threw an awesome party, but who were thise crazy relatives??? Wow, who thought they would be the sane ones in their clan.


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