Ok! Whose smart idea was this??? Only a knucklehead like the rabbi would choose to leave Hawaii (which I have so many more stories to tell you about) to the blizzard capitol of 2007. Denver. The rabbi told me that it doesn't snow that much in the actual city. He said the snow storms empty in the mountains not in the valley. He said that it usually melts in a day or two tops! Well he was wrong.
We are so cold! Thank goodness for the blanket you guys made for us! The poor rabbi keeps getting his car stuck and even though I look deceptively strong and muscular, I have not been able to push the car out and the rabbi won't let me use his keys so he can push. Can you believe he won't trust me with his car?! I am a good driver, I promise.
Anyways, I started feeling sorry for the rabbi but then I thought this might be just desserts for the drive we took to get here. We stopped at an Alligator and Exotic Animal zoo in Louisiana. I wanted to see an alligator and check out the other critters. When we entered, I saw this camel and I remember camels back in death valley. I told the reb that I was the star camel fighter in Death Valley, Gehenna. Get me in the ring any day! I'll show that camel. The rabbi just laughed at me and so I had to prove it and well, I lost a bit of my dignity. He was actually gonna let that vicious camel take a bite! Then he put me at the mercy of the most ferocious animal in the whole zoo! You guessed it! Bambi, the deer. Let me tell you, she is a mean one. A fighter with moxy! Luckily, I played dead like the opossums taught me and she left me alone. Phew.
But luckily the ostrich and her baby, stood up for me and pecked the rabbi on the head. Both of them--while he was taking pictures. Ouch! And how embarrassing. I couldn't help but laugh at the rabbi.
At the end, I got to ride an alligator and show him whose boss! I told the rabbi to take him home, I needed a new handbag.
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