I was such a pig at T-day that the rabbi rudely reminded me that I was coming with him to Hawaii. But he had a point afterall I bought special bikini bottoms for the occasion and I didn't think they'd even fit.
So I went on down to Urban Body where the rabbi works out and met the friendly staff. But even friendlier were all those candy bars behind them. I munched down on one and I spit it out...those bars weren't candy--they were healthy cardboard stuff. Who knows how the reb eats them? Anyway, they made me take a picture for the computer. Do you like my gym ID picture? I think I am very handsome and photogenic. Though the rabbi begged me to smile. I did show a little teeth.
Uggh just taking the picture made me tired. Can I go home now? It is hard work being a glamorous dybbuk.
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